Lindsay~16~single and unable to mingle~I'm all over the place~Dream Code is 4800-3507-1487 come and visit!

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necromancer:

necromancer:

necromancer:

I just broke Skyrim by trying to spawn 20,000 cabbages

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they’re just floating here as the game crashes, hailing the start of the apocalypse

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I

AM

CABBAGEBORN

2econdp2iioniic:

flomation:

Farts are the ghosts of the food we eat

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edens-blog:

cradleofcunts:

inthedarkcornersofmymind:

fat-birds:

It never fails to crack me up that the first time I posted this, half of my followers thought this was a picture of a large caterpillar :’)

HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS TOO UNTIL I READ THE COMMENT

oh

birb birb birb birb birb birb birb birb BIRB

meatloves:

the cucumber saga

someoneudontknow5:

(x)

Kind of a sequel to this :)

corgibatch:

Good news: I got my iPad back
Bad news: I think I have a spider bite

CHECK TO SEE IF YOU GET SPIDY POWERS. I JUST KILLED A SPIDER DID YOU SENSE IT

daretocomply:

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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#IT IS NOW AUGUST

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wessasaurus-rex:

mamacastiel:

IM FUFCKING CRYING AT THIS PICTURE OF A DUCK

FUC KING LOOK AT THIS SHIT

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IT’S LIKE

no

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d ont hurt my childern

CRYING

A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

raynarvaezj:

chris is such a cutie

curlycurvynotquitestraight:

cthonical:

hvit-ravn:

We are Groot

where is all the ot5 fic
where is all the soulbondy/in each other’s heads side effects from all touching the infinity stone fic
just askin

YES PLEASE I AM INTO THIS